Morning,
Back from OOO. I missed this very much.
Substack says this email is too long, but I say it’s too short. I would annoy you with more photos of my leisure holiday however rules are rules. Paid subscribers get access to all 450 photos which is no one. But if you’re interested…
California, see below:
We just landed and we are tired and dazed. @ Echo Park One of many dream homes.. Walk back to the stay from baby’s first trip to Trader Joe’s. It was alright. The exchange rate doesn’t help. Home few doors down from our stay in Los Feliz. On my agenda was to see some citrus trees. That bottle of mezcal only costs $21US! Just What I Kneaded in Frogtown. Sooo good! The donut was an impulse purchase and I don’t even like donuts. While sitting at Just What I Kneaded, I told everyone that we should get Cena Vegan and someone across said “they’re delicious”. Ugh, I am a foodie. 40 minutes just to get to The Getty from Los Feliz. LA is mad. It was worth it though. And maybe I was driving with leisure, but driving in LA was pretty easy. Planned on going to Huntington Beach, but ended up at Venice somehow. It was really bad and cheesy but we embraced it and it was great. Land of old gays and mid century architecture. Officially known as Palm Springs. Felt like a twink in Palm Springs considering the median age is 65. Ever heard of Twentynine Palms? Me neither. Fruit spread by Daniel. Watermelon slices by Andrew. Celebrity sighting! Spot the fag hag. Wanted to spot a desert tortoise, but allegedly they spend 95% of their time burrowed. On our honeymoon with the Joshua trees. Fact: name given by the mormons. Otherwise, scientifically known as yucca brevifolia.
I have a great tank top tan which I think could fetch a lot of money on OnlyFans. Just saying.
Perry
i need more pictures!!! more la content!!! 🌴✨
That was too short!!!! Give me more tank top tan!