Hello!
Get yourself a man who lets you listen to Phoebe Bridgers out loud, almost everyday, even though he would rather claw his eyes out with a dull knife. That is unconditional love.
Daniel has inquired why he isn’t featured more often. Well, here it is. A FULL FRONT PAGE FEATURE. It’s Daniel’s 32 birthday! Tomorrow! It’s GeMiNi SzN and he gets what he wants! A FEATURE! This is $100K in free advertising.
He doesn’t like taking pictures so this is all I have.
Hard facts:
coke zero
cats > dogs
tequila / mezcal
doesn’t wear colour
hates phoebe bridgers
looking for friends
Bonus:
Double SiBLiNg birthday with his sister who is also a GeMiNi so watch out folxxxx! Also hates Phoebe Bridgers and recommended I talk about her less on LoG. Get your own Substack Alyssa.
Homosexual Agenda
By accident, on Google Chrome, I double tapped the tab bar and it expanded to full screen. Mind. Blown.
Via Twitter @dieworkwear
Obesity and corporate greed at DW Documentary. After watching this documentary, I have decided to treat sugar as a luxury. No more pints of ice cream :( and of course damn corps meddling with our health.
After listening to this sad podcast about dougie over at Canadaland, there was an ad for Oxio internet and I am highly considering switching!
But then there’s this headline at The New York Times: Internet Drama in Canada. (Really.). Which would make companies like Oxio close up for business. “What’s happening in Canada reveals why we need smart internet policy to be paired with strong government oversight to have better and more affordable internet for all — and it shows what happens when we lose that.”
Phoebe Bridgers on Charli XCX’s podcast Best Song Ever. Very good. Very good podcast overall. Recommended by Maegan.
DREAM COLLABORATION (sorry Balenciaga x Adidas):
Daniel and I finished watching Stranger Things 4 Part 1 and it’s really good. Here are some FACTS from Vulture’s Stranger Things 4 Has Big Blockbuster Energy:
Episodes are longer than an hour - WOW!
Each episode had a budget of $30M - WHAT THE F!
That’s a total of $270M - BANANAS!
And I’ve spent over 7 hours lying horizontally with my eyes glued to the screen
Barry is really good. Took a break to watch Stranger Things. I need to stop watching so much TV.
A new bottle of Supergoop Play sunscreen. Now that it’s summer, it’s the only thing I put on my face.
Avril Lavigne’s Let Go album turns 20 this weekend. Which means that I was jus about to finish grade 9. Avril Lavigne: ‘I moved out of my parents’ house and straight into a tour bus with no rules’ at The Guardian.
The young, rich, anti-capitalist capitalists at Vox. I want to be this rich to just give away money. But actually, I would rather live in a society where wealth is evenly distributed. Say the line Perry: SOCIALISM.
Second Skin with Kathryn Bowen at SSENSE. This sad interview that equates success with dressing Kim Kardashian.
Spotted internet person Michelle IRL on Tuesday. I followed her on IG a couple years back. She is is also subscribed to this newsletter. I was crossing the street to grab an overpriced iced coconut latte and I just starred at her because she looked familiar and she starred at me back and we had a quick exchange of words. Nice person. Say hi if you see me IRL!
Might need to stress drink today with the provincial elections.
It’s been fun!
Perry
happy birthday Daniel! also I see myself in the pic!
HBD DANIEL!!!!!